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So yeah I ended up sleeping in same bed with Tom and in the middle of the night he started groping my tits! I think he was asleep so I didn’t really mind it. It was kind of funny actually.

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Looks like your wife’s pool party idea was a success.

You asked your wife if she would like to suck another cock. She was surprised, but then you saw her beautyful smile and heard a clear “YES!”

You know you’re not the first tonight but do you really care?

“They talked me into doing a gang bang. I hope you’re not mad at me.” 

What a great party, honey. Everyone had so much fun… You know, the night doesn’t have to end now… you haven’t mentioned it in a while but do you still have that fantasy of watching me? Your hot friend Tim is sleeping downstairs on our couch… maybe I should sneak down and wake him…?