Classic Cheating Housewife Call

“No baby, I’m helping Sierra with her homework. don’t be so paranoid. I’ll call you when I’m on my way home okay? I love you.”

WELL, I KINDA KNEEL DOWN IN FRONT OF HIM LIKE THIS AND HE UNLOADS STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH. YUMMY!

Your wife wanted to tease you while she was on the business trip. She forgot to turn the camera off when her young colleague came over and fucked her in the shower. She is such a slut! thewolfandtheowl.tumblr.com

Your wife is getting impatient 11 She wants to cheat with your friends She’s asked you once She won’t be asking again

Oh hi darling – yeah I got drunk while you were at work, and I fucked the mailman. He’s got a real fucking huge cock, honey, so you know I couldn’t resist it.

So yeah I ended up sleeping in same bed with Tom and in the middle of the night he started groping my tits! I think he was asleep so I didn’t really mind it. It was kind of funny actually.

Sorry honey, I kinda slept with your best friend…. again.

So when are you going to stop staring and give them a feel? I don’t care that you’re his best friend! Well actually, I kinda like it…

YOU KEPT FINDING CONDOMS IN YOUR BACKYARD, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE NEIGHBOR KIDS, BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY YOUR WIFE.